MY LIFE

There was a cookie jar and another cookie jar and another cookie jar and another cookie jar and another cookie jar and another cookie jar and another cookie jar and another cookie jar and another cookie jar and another cookie jar and another cookie jar and another cookie jar and another cookie jar and another cookie jar and another cookie jar and another cookie jar and another cookie jar and another cookie jar and another cookie jar and another cookie jar and another cookie jar and another cookie jar and another cookie jar and another cookie jar and another cookie jar and another cookie jar There empty what a surprize.

Dea Dea was running around his odd RED house he went down stairs on his LADDER He went to the kitchen at the time his mom was doing the dishes so he threw his spongebob toy in the sink just sitting there and SINKING and so he screamed “WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS” And he spotted these weird shaped COINS on his PAVEMENT and he picked them up and it said SPONGEBOI on the COINS So he went outside and decided to blow up the COINS cause he felt like doing it.

First You Slice the potato Then You Sprinkle the 10 Pounds Salt and Vinegar Then you Put it in the Frying Pan And dump 3 Liters Of Random Oil In the Pan Then You put In the Potato Slices And smell it Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm That That Dang that Vinegar Is Sharp OK now that it's bubbling You Take Out the chips And sprinkle Another 10 pounds of Salt and Vinegar on it And Give it a taste Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh That taste Um um um good? You Guys should TOTALLY TRY THIS   (don’t try this at home kids) Well That’s it see yall next time.

One peaceful day in my moms car and I decided to roll down the window even tho my mom didn’t want me to But I did “ Dont roll the Window down” mom said “ I don’t care” I sad in a sassy voice “WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME” mom said… No response “I SAID WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME” she repeated “ You know what keep it down karma will strike you”mom said “OK(:” I said And then MY TEDDY BEAR FELL OUT THE WINDOW “MOM MY TEDDY BEAR” “IM NOT HELPING WITH YOUR TEDDY BEAR I’ll JUST BUY YOU A NEW ONE” And I never saw that teddy bear again.

I went down to whatever ocean squidward lives in and I went to his house. He really hated me because I burned his sunscreen and he wanted me to go to spongebob's house cause he thought we both were annoying so we should be together but I didn't go. He actually wasn't that mean compared to how mean he is in the show spongebob squarepants. I got to experience the krusty krab restaurant It's fun with the nice customers. Then I went to squidward’s house again And he yelled at me because I burnt more sunscreen. But we went upstairs and he played the clarinet it was out of tune.

“OOH THERE'S THE BEACH” Nathan said “Yea its right there” Nathans grandmother said “I CAN'T WAIT TO SPLASH AROUND” Nathan said “Yea yea calm down Nathan” Grandma said “Ok”  And Nathan runs of “What's that” Nathan said It's a Unknown BLACK Fish that keeps swimming back and forth from a rock Like a FLICKERING light “What is that I HATE MY FRINGES” Something sneaks up on it and SMASHES IT It WASHES up on shore looking like scrambled eggs “ UH I'M OUT” Nathan Runs away from that disaster “UM Grandma Can we move to a different spot but not too far away” Nathan said “Yes” Grandma said